Trump and Rogan Endorse the SRVO

by Ben BeEssen

The news business can be a grind. Yours truly and the SRVO do our very best to report the news of The Valley. We try to be unbiased and shoot it to you straight. In a slow sleepy place like the Strong River Valley, we sometimes have to really work and get creative to generate a story. We do what we can with the limited resources we have.

However, the past couple weeks have been great for the SRVO. We unexpectedly received shout outs from President Trump and Joe Rogan. Videos of the endorsements are below. We are on cloud nine at the SRVO headquarters! Our hard work is finally paying off.

Who will be next? Elon Musk? Snoop Dog? Joe Biden?

Although we welcome endorsements from public figures and celebrities, our main focus is reporting the news of the Strong River Valley. We’ll continue to report the news, and if more endorsements come, so be it.